#50 - Colin Hanks

Age: 29

Birthplace: Sacramento, California

Occupation: Actor

Colin Hanks looks exactly like Tom Hanks, but less old. I think he's adorable. I think I first saw him in the cheesy alien TV drama, Roswell, and later in the movie Orange County. He is sexy and weird-looking. Back to the list!

Colin Hanks on imdb.com

#47 - Bam Margera

Age: 27
Birthplace: West Chester, Pennsylvania
Occupation: Asshole

Bam Margera has starred in CKY, Jackass, Viva Le Bam and Bam's Unholy Union. He is a skateboarding, tattooed troublemaker. He once turned his mother's house into a giant skatepark. I don't know why they put up with him. But he feeds the side of me that likes bad boys. Take me back to where there are 50 sexy men!

Bam's official site
Bam Margera on imdb.com

#49 - Marc-André Bergeron

Age: 26
Birthplace: St-Louis-de-France, Québec
Occupation: NHL Defenseman

Forget for a moment about Bergeron's defensive shortcomings and about the fact that he tried to murder his goaltender. In this case, I'm declaring Bergeron sexy based on physical appearance and hotness of accent only. He's not a giant like many NHL players, and I tend to be more attracted to shorter men (except, of course, in the case of Russian superstars). Marc-André Bergeron currently plays for the Edmonton Oilers New York Islanders. Back to the list!

Bergeron's NY Islanders profile
Bergeron on hockeydb.com

#42 - James Blunt

Age: 33

Birthplace: Tidworth, England

Occupation: Musician

He's sort of an ugly fucker and he sort of sings like a lady, but his hit song "You're Beautiful," is rather catchy. Also, he seems to have a delicious sense of humour (go read his biography). Yeah, he's just sexy. I can't explain it any better than that. Take me to that beautiful list...

jamesblunt.com

#45 - Rick Gomez

Age: 34
Birthplace: Bayonne, New Jersey
Occupation: Actor

He's in the struggling ABC show What About Brian?, but he also made an uncredited appearance as "Thug" in the first Ninja Turtles movie. He's sexy because he strikes me as a comedic little man. What about the rest of the list?

Rick Gomez on imdb.com

#44 - Ethan Embry

Age: 28
Birthplace: Huntington Beach, California
Occupation: Actor

I first saw Ethan Embry in That Thing You Do!, the Tom Hanks masterpiece. I also saw him in Can't Hardly Wait, the stupid high school comedy from 1999. And I admit I liked that movie, but it could be only because that kid from Hook was in it. Ethan Embry is sort of funny-looking, and that's obviously why I find him attractive physically. I hear that he chases muggers away with large firearms. Back to the list!

Ethan Embry on imdb.com

#43 - Yoji Harada

Age: 34

Birthplace: Yokohama, Japan

Occupation: Tattoo Artist/Miama Ink Star

He shares his first name (although his first name is technically 'Yojiro') with my third favourite character on MarioKart 64. He's covered with tattoos, and he's on one of my favourite TV shows, Miami Ink. It is rumoured that he also fronts a punk band. To the list of fifty, I say.

Yojiro's profile on Miami Ink

Yoji on Myspace

Miami Ink on Myspace

#46 - Alex Trebek

Age: 66
Birthplace: Sudbury, Ontario
Occupation: Host of Jeopardy!

He's been made fun mercilessly on Saturday Night Live, but Trebek is still sexy in my mind. Despite losing his trademark 'stache a few years ago, he's still a very distinguished-looking gentleman. I'd also be willing to bet that after hosting the show for that long, he's probably highly knowledgeable about just about everything. And that's sexy. What is the list of 50 sexiest men?

Trebek on imdb.com
What Wikipedia has to say about Trebek

#32 - Dwayne Roloson

Age: 37
Birthplace: Simcoe, Ontario
Occupation: NHL Goaltender

I don't know if it's the asymmetrical face or if it's his skills between the pipes that make Dwayne Roloson sexy. Either way, the ladies love Roli. Often times, he's the only reason that Edmonton doesn't lose to its opponents by a larger margin. And his baseball manoever is pretty hot, too. Back to the list!

Roloson's Oilers profile

#48 - Jay Leno

Age: 56

Birthplace: New Rochelle, New York

Occupation: Host of The Tonight Show

Attractiveness comes in all shapes and sizes. Leno might not be conventionally attractive in a physical way, but it's the sense of humour that's sexy. And you wouldn't want to mess with a chin like that. Jay Leno likes motorcycles. Vroom. Take me to that list.

The Tonight Show

Leno on imdb.com

#27 - Ed Robertson

Age: 36

Birthplace: Scarborough, Ontario

Occupation: Musician

I saw the Barenaked Ladies at Edmonton's Rexall Place (home to the Oilers) on 7 February, and I decided that Ed Robertson is now sexy. After how ever many years that this band has been together, Robertson still looks like he's having the time of his life up on stage. That's damn sexy. And he raps about pork zambonis. Also, he and I have the same birthday, but fourteen years apart. Pablo Picasso would be proud (he gets a mention in If I had a Million Dollars, and he was also born on 25 October). The list!

bnl.com

#30 - Raffi "Big Hits" Torres

Age: 25
Birthplace: Toronto, Ontario
Occupation: NHL Forward

First of all, I'm going to make it clear that he'll be a lot higher on the list once he rids his chin of that horrid facial hair. I think Raffi Torres is slightly crazy, and judging by my dating record I apparently find insanity quite charming. He's very intense and he makes big hits. He's also an inconsistent scorer. Hot! We lost Janne Niinimaa for Torres, and he arrived here with that hot piece of ass, Brad Isbister. Back to the list.

Edmonton Oilers profile
Raffi Torres at hockeydb.com

#40 - Jason Statham

Age: 34

Birthplace: London, England

Occupation: One Handsome Actor

He might be losing his hair at a steady rate, but Jason Statham makes me want to watch the Italian Job remake over and over (because Edward Norton has a nasty moustache in it. Not sexy). His character is called - appropriately enough - "Handsome Rob," which happens to be the name I now call my friend's roommate. I hear they're making a sequel. Statham strikes me as a badass, which is sexy in my books! To the list!

Jason Statham on imdb.com

#20 - Ian Rosenberger

Age: 25

Birthplace: Ambridge, Pennsylvania

Occupation: former Survivor contestant (I don't know what he's doing now. Couldn't find any info on him)

He may not be known for his shrewd strategy (demanding that Tom take Katie to the final two), but Ian is adorable. He is one of my favourite Survivor contestants of all time. Also, he's ten thousand feet tall. And he was once a dolphin trainer. How sexy. The list has spoken.

Ian's profile at cbs.com

#26 - Eugene Hutz

Age: 34
Birthplace: Kiev, Ukraine (then USSR)
Occupation: Musician of awesomeness, DJ, Actor

According to Wikipedia, Hutz moved to Vermont after the Chernobyl disaster. As we all know, he eventually ended up in New York and the rest is history. Eugene Hutz is the frontman of one of the greatest bands of all time, Gogol Bordello. He has also starred in the movie Everything is Illuminated. I was lucky enough to see Gogol Bordello live about a year ago, and it was without a doubt the greatest show I've ever seen. Also, they have sexy accents. Rowrrr. Take me to the list, punk.

Eugene Hutz on imdb.com
Gogol Bordello official site

#34 - Scott Caan

Age:30

Birthplace: Los Angeles, California

Occupation: Actor

This sexy young bloak is James Caan's son. I don't know why there's a black spot on his sweater, but it certainly doesn't take away from his hotness. You might recognize the younger Caan from the Ocean's Eleven films, as well as from the theatrical masterpiece that is the Gone in 60 Seconds remake. I think he might even be conventionally attractive. What is the world coming to? The list, please.

Scott Caan on imdb.com

#36 - Jason Biggs

Age: 28
Birthplace: Hasbrouk Heights, New Jersey
Occupation: Actor

Most remembered for his role in the American Pie trilogoy, Jason Biggs first struck my fancy in Prozac Nation as Rafe, the ever-forgiving boyfriend of Christina Ricci's character. Jason Biggs is geeky-sexy. Perhaps he's a fan of German boardgames. The list.

Jason Biggs on imdb.com

#38 - Hawksley "Fuck you, you're drunk" Workman

Age: 32
Birthplace: Huntsville, Ontario
Occupation: Musician

Hawksley Workman is good live. He also has a song called Striptease, which happens to be a great song. I think we might have listened to that song a good twenty times between Vancouver and Edmonton. It's one of the theme songs that my friends have. He's a very unique individual. And it's a very unique list.

hawksleyworkman.com

#37 - Giovanni Ribisi

Age: 32
Birthplace: Los Angeles
Occupation: Actor

He would be higher up on the list if he weren't a Scientologist. I like Giovanni Ribisi for his dark circles around his eyes. Those are sexy (See Anze Kopitar)! He was at his hottest playing Phoebe's neurotic brother on Friends. The 50 sexiest men.

Giovanni Ribisi on imdb.com
giovanni-ribisi-com

#21 - Anze Kopitar

Age: 19
Birthplace: Jesenice, Yugoslavia (Slovenia)
Occupation: NHL Forward

Anze Kopitar is the only Slovenian in the NHL. And he has a great name. A black mark against him for playing for L.A, but that can be forgiven. I've never heard him speak, but I'm sure his accent is as sexy as his physique. I've decided that it's impossible to go wrong with Slovenian hockey players... And more hot men!

Kopitar on hockeydb.com