Friday, January 02, 2009

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

#1 - Igor Ulanov

Age: 39
Birthplace: Krasnokamsk, Russia
Occupation: KHL Defenseman

Rank - 2005: n/a
Rank - 2007: 1

Nothing I could write would do this man justice, so I will write nothing. Except that I hear Minsk is nice this time of year and I think I should go.

The Igor Ulanov Fan Club
Ulanov on hockeydb

Tuesday, March 13, 2007



Thursday, February 15, 2007

#50 - Colin Hanks


Age: 29
Birthplace: Sacramento, California
Occupation: Actor
Colin Hanks looks exactly like Tom Hanks, but less old. I think he's adorable. I think I first saw him in the cheesy alien TV drama, Roswell, and later in the movie Orange County. He is sexy and weird-looking. Back to the list!

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Tuesday, February 13, 2007

#47 - Bam Margera

Age: 27
Birthplace: West Chester, Pennsylvania
Occupation: Asshole

Bam Margera has starred in CKY, Jackass, Viva Le Bam and Bam's Unholy Union. He is a skateboarding, tattooed troublemaker. He once turned his mother's house into a giant skatepark. I don't know why they put up with him. But he feeds the side of me that likes bad boys. Take me back to where there are 50 sexy men!

Bam's official site
Bam Margera on imdb.com

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#49 - Marc-André Bergeron



Age: 26
Birthplace: St-Louis-de-France, Québec
Occupation: NHL Defenseman

Forget for a moment about Bergeron's defensive shortcomings and about the fact that he tried to murder his goaltender. In this case, I'm declaring Bergeron sexy based on physical appearance and hotness of accent only. He's not a giant like many NHL players, and I tend to be more attracted to shorter men (except, of course, in the case of Russian superstars). Marc-André Bergeron currently plays for the Edmonton Oilers New York Islanders. Back to the list!

Bergeron's NY Islanders profile
Bergeron on hockeydb.com

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#42 - James Blunt


Age: 33
Birthplace: Tidworth, England
Occupation: Musician
He's sort of an ugly fucker and he sort of sings like a lady, but his hit song "You're Beautiful," is rather catchy. Also, he seems to have a delicious sense of humour (go read his biography). Yeah, he's just sexy. I can't explain it any better than that. Take me to that beautiful list...

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#45 - Rick Gomez

Age: 34
Birthplace: Bayonne, New Jersey
Occupation: Actor

He's in the struggling ABC show What About Brian?, but he also made an uncredited appearance as "Thug" in the first Ninja Turtles movie. He's sexy because he strikes me as a comedic little man. What about the rest of the list?

Rick Gomez on imdb.com

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#44 - Ethan Embry



Age: 28
Birthplace: Huntington Beach, California
Occupation: Actor

I first saw Ethan Embry in That Thing You Do!, the Tom Hanks masterpiece. I also saw him in Can't Hardly Wait, the stupid high school comedy from 1999. And I admit I liked that movie, but it could be only because that kid from Hook was in it. Ethan Embry is sort of funny-looking, and that's obviously why I find him attractive physically. I hear that he chases muggers away with large firearms. Back to the list!

Ethan Embry on imdb.com

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Monday, February 12, 2007

#43 - Yoji Harada


Age: 34
Birthplace: Yokohama, Japan
Occupation: Tattoo Artist/Miama Ink Star
He shares his first name (although his first name is technically 'Yojiro') with my third favourite character on MarioKart 64. He's covered with tattoos, and he's on one of my favourite TV shows, Miami Ink. It is rumoured that he also fronts a punk band. To the list of fifty, I say.

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#46 - Alex Trebek

Age: 66
Birthplace: Sudbury, Ontario
Occupation: Host of Jeopardy!

He's been made fun mercilessly on Saturday Night Live, but Trebek is still sexy in my mind. Despite losing his trademark 'stache a few years ago, he's still a very distinguished-looking gentleman. I'd also be willing to bet that after hosting the show for that long, he's probably highly knowledgeable about just about everything. And that's sexy. What is the list of 50 sexiest men?

Trebek on imdb.com
What Wikipedia has to say about Trebek

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Saturday, February 10, 2007

#32 - Dwayne Roloson

Age: 37
Birthplace: Simcoe, Ontario
Occupation: NHL Goaltender

I don't know if it's the asymmetrical face or if it's his skills between the pipes that make Dwayne Roloson sexy. Either way, the ladies love Roli. Often times, he's the only reason that Edmonton doesn't lose to its opponents by a larger margin. And his baseball manoever is pretty hot, too. Back to the list!

Roloson's Oilers profile

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#48 - Jay Leno


Age: 56
Birthplace: New Rochelle, New York
Occupation: Host of The Tonight Show
Attractiveness comes in all shapes and sizes. Leno might not be conventionally attractive in a physical way, but it's the sense of humour that's sexy. And you wouldn't want to mess with a chin like that. Jay Leno likes motorcycles. Vroom. Take me to that list.

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